Clogged Syphon

The location of Clogged Syphon’s warehouse is equally beautiful and top secret. It’s in a cave on the cliffs of a cove. You can only get there swimming or by boat. It’s immensely inefficient. We are aware of that, but the place looks like a pirate treasure and appearance matters sometimes. Plus, there’s no need for anyone to know where we leave our state-of-the-art cleaning products.

The warehouse is also a dangerous place, because it’s crammed. We are better at inventing stuff than selling it, so apart from the cleaning products on the shelving units, there are boxes full of new old stock. Like 500 bottles of Vacation Vibration, the fragrance for vibrant men on vacation.